SOLID EGG TEA TOWEL
Well you'll need something to clean up the mess eh? Or at least your face.
These are ethically-produced unbleached 50g cotton tea towels screened in chocolate brown ink, measuring 50cm x 70cm.
Machine washable! Of course.
Quid fifty postage (Royal mail Large Letter) and a fiver to post anywhere else in the world.
PS: No need to buy one of these if you're buying any of the Solid Eggs!